Repliker från Scrubs
Originaltitel: Scrubs
Genre: TV-Serie och Komedi
Produktionsår: 2001
Genre: TV-Serie och Komedi
Produktionsår: 2001
Favoritrepliker från Scrubs
den 7 januari 2008 av JuNiJo
"I miss you so much it hurts sometimes!!!"
"I miss you so much it hurts sometimes!!!"
den 7 januari 2008 av JuNiJo
"THESE ARE MY MACHINES, MY MACHINES!!!! Whos machines? MY MACHINES!!!!!"
"THESE ARE MY MACHINES, MY MACHINES!!!! Whos machines? MY MACHINES!!!!!"
den 30 januari 2008 av Kenzilla
"I’m gonna go ahead and say this just as carefully as possible so I don’t overstate it. Dr. Kelso is THE most evil human being on the planet and may in fact be Satan himself."
"I’m gonna go ahead and say this just as carefully as possible so I don’t overstate it. Dr. Kelso is THE most evil human being on the planet and may in fact be Satan himself."
den 30 januari 2008 av Kenzilla
"You, honest to God, get me so angry I’m afraid I just might hurt myself."
"You, honest to God, get me so angry I’m afraid I just might hurt myself."
den 30 januari 2008 av Kenzilla
"Ok, think of what little patience I have as, oh, I don’t know, your virginity. You always thought it would be there until that night junior year when you were feeling a little down about yourself and you pal, Kevin, who just wanted to be friends, well he dropped by and he brought a copy of ‘About Last Night’ and a fourpack of Bartles & Jaymes. And badaao, wohohoo, it was gone forever. Just like my patience is now."
"Ok, think of what little patience I have as, oh, I don’t know, your virginity. You always thought it would be there until that night junior year when you were feeling a little down about yourself and you pal, Kevin, who just wanted to be friends, well he dropped by and he brought a copy of ‘About Last Night’ and a fourpack of Bartles & Jaymes. And badaao, wohohoo, it was gone forever. Just like my patience is now."
den 30 januari 2008 av Kenzilla
"Ok, the only way to avoid the high five with Todd is not to say anything that he can connect to sex."
"Ok, the only way to avoid the high five with Todd is not to say anything that he can connect to sex."
den 30 januari 2008 av Kenzilla
"I don’t find her pretty but since my wife left, when I look at a woman I find it hard to see past the evil."
"I don’t find her pretty but since my wife left, when I look at a woman I find it hard to see past the evil."
den 30 januari 2008 av Kenzilla
"Look it, newbie. Just because you have a new girlfriend doesn't mean that the world has suddenly turned into a giant, green M&M. The Red Sox still suck, they do. Barbie here still can't decide what to do with those annoying bangs. And addicts everywhere will still lie, cheat and steal just to get a fix. Now, you've got to wake up, sweetheart. You're gonna be late for school. Ah, you wet the bed. Why can't I have a normal child without these problems?"
"Look it, newbie. Just because you have a new girlfriend doesn't mean that the world has suddenly turned into a giant, green M&M. The Red Sox still suck, they do. Barbie here still can't decide what to do with those annoying bangs. And addicts everywhere will still lie, cheat and steal just to get a fix. Now, you've got to wake up, sweetheart. You're gonna be late for school. Ah, you wet the bed. Why can't I have a normal child without these problems?"
den 30 januari 2008 av Kenzilla
"Oh hey, how are you? Can I buy you a beer? This is the mens room for God sake. There’s absolutely no talking in here, ever"
"Oh hey, how are you? Can I buy you a beer? This is the mens room for God sake. There’s absolutely no talking in here, ever"
den 30 januari 2008 av Kenzilla
"Girl problems? – How did you know? – You look like you got problems. Your a girl, it’s girl problems."
"Girl problems? – How did you know? – You look like you got problems. Your a girl, it’s girl problems."
den 30 januari 2008 av Kenzilla
"Bob! When I heard you were up on the roof I just naturally assumed it was because your evil mission here on planet earth had finally come to an end, so tell me this. Where exactly is the mothership?"
"Bob! When I heard you were up on the roof I just naturally assumed it was because your evil mission here on planet earth had finally come to an end, so tell me this. Where exactly is the mothership?"
den 30 januari 2008 av Kenzilla
"You know it’s nothing personal, son. You just make me sick."
"You know it’s nothing personal, son. You just make me sick."
den 30 januari 2008 av Kenzilla
"Bob, the day I willingly cradle your dusty old twig and berries and get a whiff of your halitosis while you turn your head and cough is the day you can look for me up on the roof singing I Believe I Can Fly."
"Bob, the day I willingly cradle your dusty old twig and berries and get a whiff of your halitosis while you turn your head and cough is the day you can look for me up on the roof singing I Believe I Can Fly."
den 30 januari 2008 av Kenzilla
"And Perry, you're the only one in my life that I actually have to say this to. Do not yell at, demean, insult, criticise, humiliate or mock the baby."
"And Perry, you're the only one in my life that I actually have to say this to. Do not yell at, demean, insult, criticise, humiliate or mock the baby."
den 25 maj 2011 av CDog
"Hooch is crazy!"
"Hooch is crazy!"