Repliker från Sex and the City
Originaltitel: Sex and the City
Genre: TV-Serie och Komedi
Produktionsår: 1998
Genre: TV-Serie och Komedi
Produktionsår: 1998
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den 12 februari 2007 av Maduson
"Taxi Driver: No smoking in cab. Carrie: I'm sorry, we are talking up the butt. A cigarette is in order. Charlotte: I just don't want to be known as the upthebutt girl. "
"Taxi Driver: No smoking in cab. Carrie: I'm sorry, we are talking up the butt. A cigarette is in order. Charlotte: I just don't want to be known as the upthebutt girl. "
den 12 februari 2007 av Maduson
"I don't like having anything inserted in my anus, even though it may come as a surprise. "
"I don't like having anything inserted in my anus, even though it may come as a surprise. "
den 12 februari 2007 av Maduson
"Is your vagina listed in the New York City guide books? Because it should be hottest spot in town! Always open!"
"Is your vagina listed in the New York City guide books? Because it should be hottest spot in town! Always open!"
den 12 februari 2007 av Maduson
"Samantha: I'm dating a guy with the funkiest tasting spunk... [Charlotte storms out of the coffee shop] Miranda: [to Carrie] And she's never coming back! "
"Samantha: I'm dating a guy with the funkiest tasting spunk... [Charlotte storms out of the coffee shop] Miranda: [to Carrie] And she's never coming back! "
den 12 februari 2007 av Maduson
"I know you're probably busy having mindblowing sex, but I feel you need to know that your good friend, Miranda Hobbes, has just taken a piece of cake out of the garbage and eaten it. You'll probably need this information when you check me into the Betty Crocker Clinic. "
"I know you're probably busy having mindblowing sex, but I feel you need to know that your good friend, Miranda Hobbes, has just taken a piece of cake out of the garbage and eaten it. You'll probably need this information when you check me into the Betty Crocker Clinic. "
den 12 februari 2007 av Maduson
"Trey, I am tired of being married to your penis. "
"Trey, I am tired of being married to your penis. "
den 12 februari 2007 av Maduson
"I have a date with a dildo. "
"I have a date with a dildo. "
den 12 februari 2007 av Maduson
"I'm thinking balls are to men, what purses are to women. It's just a little bag but we'd feel naked in public without it."
"I'm thinking balls are to men, what purses are to women. It's just a little bag but we'd feel naked in public without it."
den 12 februari 2007 av Maduson
"It's so not fair. All the good ones are straight... even the gay ones"
"It's so not fair. All the good ones are straight... even the gay ones"
den 12 februari 2007 av Maduson
"I don't think she's a lesbian. I think she just ran out of men."
"I don't think she's a lesbian. I think she just ran out of men."
den 12 februari 2007 av Maduson
"Could you shave or something? Blowing you is like getting my teeth flossed. "
"Could you shave or something? Blowing you is like getting my teeth flossed. "
den 12 februari 2007 av Maduson
"You have a lot of nerve telling me to get a wax. If you were in Aruba the natives could bead your back. "
"You have a lot of nerve telling me to get a wax. If you were in Aruba the natives could bead your back. "
den 12 februari 2007 av Maduson
"Hi, I'd like a cheeseburger, please, a large fries and a Cosmopolitan."
"Hi, I'd like a cheeseburger, please, a large fries and a Cosmopolitan."
den 12 februari 2007 av Maduson
"Wait a minute. Are we talking tukhis lingus? "
"Wait a minute. Are we talking tukhis lingus? "
den 12 februari 2007 av Maduson
"Here. Swear. Swear on Chanel. "
"Here. Swear. Swear on Chanel. "
den 12 februari 2007 av Maduson
"Do any of you have a completely unremarkable friend or maybe a houseplant I could go to dinner with on Saturday night? "
"Do any of you have a completely unremarkable friend or maybe a houseplant I could go to dinner with on Saturday night? "
den 12 februari 2007 av Maduson
"I made him cry. No, first I yelled at him I yelled at my friend the cancer patient then I made him cry. "
"I made him cry. No, first I yelled at him I yelled at my friend the cancer patient then I made him cry. "
den 12 februari 2007 av Maduson
"I don't want a boyfriend who does that. It's never ok to do that. Wait your turn, shut the door, do your business. "
"I don't want a boyfriend who does that. It's never ok to do that. Wait your turn, shut the door, do your business. "
den 12 februari 2007 av Maduson
" I read that if you don't have sex for a year, you can actually become revirginized. "
" I read that if you don't have sex for a year, you can actually become revirginized. "
den 12 februari 2007 av Maduson
"My vagina's depressed. "
"My vagina's depressed. "
den 12 februari 2007 av Maduson
"Can you have an affair with your own husband? "
"Can you have an affair with your own husband? "
den 12 februari 2007 av Maduson
"Samantha: Where were you on your lunch break? I stopped by your office and you weren't there? Richard: I was eating. Samantha: Eating? Eating who? "
"Samantha: Where were you on your lunch break? I stopped by your office and you weren't there? Richard: I was eating. Samantha: Eating? Eating who? "
den 12 februari 2007 av Maduson
"Can we cut the cake? I have to go to a Threeway. "
"Can we cut the cake? I have to go to a Threeway. "
den 12 februari 2007 av Maduson
" That night, Trey successfully screwed his wife for a full minuteandahalf... before the wind died. "
" That night, Trey successfully screwed his wife for a full minuteandahalf... before the wind died. "
den 12 februari 2007 av Maduson
"You pull me off my unicorn, you tear away my gossamer petticoats, and you put your schooner deep inside my Rebecca. "
"You pull me off my unicorn, you tear away my gossamer petticoats, and you put your schooner deep inside my Rebecca. "
den 12 februari 2007 av Maduson
"The country runs better with a good looking man in the White House. I mean, look what happened with Nixon; no one wanted to fuck him, so he fucked everyone. "
"The country runs better with a good looking man in the White House. I mean, look what happened with Nixon; no one wanted to fuck him, so he fucked everyone. "
den 12 februari 2007 av Maduson
"[after hearing Big is moving to Napa, California] If you're tired of New York you take a napa, you don't move to Napa. "
"[after hearing Big is moving to Napa, California] If you're tired of New York you take a napa, you don't move to Napa. "
den 12 februari 2007 av Maduson
"[to Samantha] This past week I've seen Miranda's boobs and Charlotte's boob. Why don't you show me your boobs too and the circle is full? [Samantha flashes her boobs] I was kidding. "
"[to Samantha] This past week I've seen Miranda's boobs and Charlotte's boob. Why don't you show me your boobs too and the circle is full? [Samantha flashes her boobs] I was kidding. "
den 12 februari 2007 av Maduson
"You men have no idea what we're dealing with down there. Teeth placement, and jaw stress, and suction, and gag reflex, and all the while bobbing up and down, moaning and trying to breathe through our noses. Easy? Honey, they don't call it a job for nothin'. "
"You men have no idea what we're dealing with down there. Teeth placement, and jaw stress, and suction, and gag reflex, and all the while bobbing up and down, moaning and trying to breathe through our noses. Easy? Honey, they don't call it a job for nothin'. "
den 12 februari 2007 av Maduson
" [to the girls] I think I have monogamy. I caught it from you people. "
" [to the girls] I think I have monogamy. I caught it from you people. "
den 12 februari 2007 av Maduson
"Charlotte: I proposed to myself. Carrie: What? Charlotte: Yes. I suggested he have a tomato salad, then I suggested we get married. Carrie: Wait. What exactly did he say? Charlotte: All righty. Carrie: All righty? He said all righty? Now I'm thinking the upsetting thing isn't that you proposed, it's that you proposed to a guy that says all righty. Charlotte: Oh, Carrie, stop. Carrie: All righty. "
"Charlotte: I proposed to myself. Carrie: What? Charlotte: Yes. I suggested he have a tomato salad, then I suggested we get married. Carrie: Wait. What exactly did he say? Charlotte: All righty. Carrie: All righty? He said all righty? Now I'm thinking the upsetting thing isn't that you proposed, it's that you proposed to a guy that says all righty. Charlotte: Oh, Carrie, stop. Carrie: All righty. "
den 12 februari 2007 av Maduson
"I once was broken up with by a guy's doorman: I'm sorry, Ms. Hobbes, Jonathan won't be coming down. Ever. "
"I once was broken up with by a guy's doorman: I'm sorry, Ms. Hobbes, Jonathan won't be coming down. Ever. "
den 12 februari 2007 av Maduson
"I will never be the woman with the perfect hair, who can wear white and not spill on it"
"I will never be the woman with the perfect hair, who can wear white and not spill on it"
den 12 februari 2007 av Maduson
" I didn't tell Walker I was pregnant. Miranda! It didn't come up! If Walker had said to me, Have you given birth recently?, I would have said, Well, first of all, define recently. "
" I didn't tell Walker I was pregnant. Miranda! It didn't come up! If Walker had said to me, Have you given birth recently?, I would have said, Well, first of all, define recently. "
den 12 februari 2007 av Maduson
"[about analingus] Some guy must have found one woman that loved it and then went around telling everyone, Women LOOOVE this! "
"[about analingus] Some guy must have found one woman that loved it and then went around telling everyone, Women LOOOVE this! "
den 12 februari 2007 av Maduson
" Charlotte, you're so beautiful... your skin is so smooth... And you... have a hard dick. "
" Charlotte, you're so beautiful... your skin is so smooth... And you... have a hard dick. "
den 12 februari 2007 av Maduson
"I revealed too much too soon. I was emotionally slutty. "
"I revealed too much too soon. I was emotionally slutty. "
den 12 februari 2007 av Maduson
"We had left the world of black and white, and now everything was gray."
"We had left the world of black and white, and now everything was gray."
den 12 februari 2007 av Maduson
" [to shop assistant] No, I told you, no white, no ivory, nothing that says virginal. I have a child. The jig is up. "
" [to shop assistant] No, I told you, no white, no ivory, nothing that says virginal. I have a child. The jig is up. "
den 12 februari 2007 av Maduson
"What am I going to tell my kids? Well, Mommy really wanted to get married so she asked Daddy and Daddy said All righty. "
"What am I going to tell my kids? Well, Mommy really wanted to get married so she asked Daddy and Daddy said All righty. "
den 12 februari 2007 av Maduson
"I am someone who is looking for love. Real love. Ridiculous, inconvenient, consuming, can'tlivewithouteachother love."
"I am someone who is looking for love. Real love. Ridiculous, inconvenient, consuming, can'tlivewithouteachother love."
den 12 februari 2007 av Maduson
" You're the loves of her life, and a guy would be lucky to come in fourth. "
" You're the loves of her life, and a guy would be lucky to come in fourth. "